ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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