you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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