im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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