the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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