is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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