I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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