He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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