Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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