Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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