booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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