In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
they're like a gay fantastic four
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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