Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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