i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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