When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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