He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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