Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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