Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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