bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I can't turn off my feet"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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