how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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