i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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