the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
where does the pee come out of this thing
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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