Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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