ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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