They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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