its not stalking. its research.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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