i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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