C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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