Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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