well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize