I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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