So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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