it hurts more in the daytime
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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