Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize