nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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