"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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