Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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