yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
