So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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