I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There's always time for handjobs
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Watching her eat just hurts me
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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