yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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