this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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