We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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