I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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