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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I puked a lego.

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(314): View more from Missouri

like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now

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(706): View more from Georgia

You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.

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(703): View more from Virginia

just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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(563): View more from Iowa

please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.

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(334): View more from Alabama

You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery

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(208): View more from Idaho

Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.

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