You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
