i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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