I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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