You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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