you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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