in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
