He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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