no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's never too late to be topless.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
