She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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