Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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