Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
two words: eviction party
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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