Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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